My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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