your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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