remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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