clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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