I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
