he puts the penis in happiness.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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