can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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