But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Fuck appropriateness.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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