He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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