Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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