CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
Randomize
