his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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