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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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