she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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