We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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