they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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