I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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