he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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