Whod you bang
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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