when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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