I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Randomize
