yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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