its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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