Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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