it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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