Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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