Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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