They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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