I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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