the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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