Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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