Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
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