Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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