butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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