Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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