a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Randomize
