I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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