covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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