the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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