if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
