those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Enjoy the penises
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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