You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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