if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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