That's intense
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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