you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Is Oprah even human
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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