This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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