She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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