just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
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