Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
