Midget sex pt 2 tonight
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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