For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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