Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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