it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
