thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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