Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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