If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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