how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
The air was thick with penises
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
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