Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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