At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
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